Nope Vhamalee

In this stupid Fanon episode of season 3.14, nanny Smashed potatoes that look like Squidward goes to Canada to visit a family. Parents Boris and Doris have two kids, Caillou aged 4 and Rosie aged 2. They love to whine and cry and go to Chuck E. Cheese's! The techniques are naughty tuffet, very naughty tuffet, buried alive, cut PINGAS off, naughty boiling pot of water, groundings for infinity years, and various naughty torture devices!

What is wrong with this episode?

 * Smashed potatoes that look like Squidward is not a nanny.
 * Smashed potatoes that look like Squidward is from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "There's a Sponge In My Soup" and is fictional.
 * The family is impersonated from the TV show Caillou.
 * There are Abusive techhniques